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“how do you have sex with a car?” “you just buckle the seatbelt a whole bunch of times.”
— Someone, David I believe, and Allison.

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It’s Paula Deen y’all!

It’s Paula Deen y’all!

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ahhh…

There’s nothing like clearing out thousands of emails from your inbox that you’ve neglected for 8 months. That’s what I’ve accomplished in the past hour or so. And I’ve baked a cake. Hahah I should probably do my homework too. That would be nice.

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laprimeraa: maistyles: badromance-: yourfuturewife: wwiao: the horrors. (via fucknicethings) NO. THIS CLASS IS NOW OVER. I WILL NEVER HAVE TO ENDURE THIS AGAIN. GOODBYE, ETERNALLY BLUE BOXERS. Lmao, I&#8217;m sooooo glad I never have to take a class with blueboxers ever again!!!!

laprimeraa:

maistyles:

badromance-:

yourfuturewife:

wwiao:

the horrors.

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NO. THIS CLASS IS NOW OVER. I WILL NEVER HAVE TO ENDURE THIS AGAIN. GOODBYE, ETERNALLY BLUE BOXERS.

Lmao, I’m sooooo glad I never have to take a class with blueboxers ever again!!!!